@PermanentInjuredReserve: And that's damn near a Cassell Yahtzee. I wonder if his planet plays.

a conditional 2013 draft pick that they will never be able to cash in.

Test his blood for iron.

@Sandburgh: No, that's Jason Williams. Roy's the white guy who crashed his motorcycle and shot a limo driver.

Wait, I thought the Taylors were Pistons fans.

Energee! Dance team, Hoop Troop, Rim Rockers, Air Bango, Super Force,

@Ryan Fife: ...A copy of what, exactly?

doesn't explain how a hoofed mammal can play the fucking drums

@Hank the Rapper: +1

He will be a devastating force in the world of professional Marco Polo.

Zumaya's put 2 inches of curve on his slider since the release of Rock Band 2.

King posted, "fwiw thats my bong at my house. Gobbo/psyduck or any other poker guy on SA can confirm.

I can't imagine it gets more YouTube hits than Phoenix Down: The Magic: The Gathering Card Show.

Jim Harbaugh's enthusiasm has some competition.

Brett's many records are very impressive, but don't worry, Peyton Manning will take care of all that.

I'm wagging my finger, Bill Clinton style, as I articulate it

@Sommar: The first offensive player with a negative +/- in football history.

This Ain't Disease, It's a Goddamn Arms Race

@G.G.: Stating my anger that I was beaten to the admittedly obvious "half-off" joke by pointing out the oxymoronic nature of "raging semi".

Okay, but can we ask Fireman Ed not to take his jersey half off?