"We have a few things in common," Figge said. "She wore a red hat and she was of German descent.

@TracyHamandEggs: Yours? Hopefully you've traded up every time.

Remember, kids, there's no upper-right-hand F-symbol on the outside.

It is the Alpo of eggs.

The Stanford tree gives Dan Gilbert +1.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: pro-bono

Back then, rather than penises and swastikas, it was a simple L on the forehead. Much more damning.

@Magnakai Haaskivi: I believe you, because fat jokes are always about mothers-in-law.

Say what you will about the guy's success, he still hasn't been the same since Ja Rule dropped Loose Change.

They have one of these in Boston, except its;

@Gourmet Spud: Did you include the Washington Post blurb on the new cover just to make Spud jealous?

@The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers:

Left off the bottom of the screengrab:

@David Hume: It feels empty without them on the sidebar.

Crucial question: Was he wearing flip-flops?

@Afino: From the producers who brought you 19-0...

I get why they have to print for both teams in the game, but why was everyone wearing Seahawks hats at the end?

So his wife and one of her girls paid the jump off a little visit

np: The Fray - Over My Head (Cable Car)