@HebrewHammer: As demonstrated by Rachael Leigh Cook.

Ahh, the Puppy Bowl... keeping moms interested in Super Bowl Sunday since 2005.

Deadspin snow day?

@David Hume: You're saying Steely McBeam is too much man for him?

@Gourmet Spud: You're going over Deadspin's heads, Spud, dumb it down.

We're lucky Nate isn't into Halo. He'd still be teabagging the ball at the line.

Piston Honda always was a bitch to beat.

@Bunkie Perkins: Be fair, he's just not used to seeing them from Eli.

Not even Hans Moleman can compete with Football In The Groin.

Jim Harbaugh still refuses to cut back on enthusiasm.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Smashes it to the man.

And Let's Get Bashed In The Face

One, who let Chris Mortensen fill in for the graphics intern?

This just means they're repurposing their old Manny wigs for the Rodeo Clowns.

@Tightlines: +1 baby looking at you

The important question here is, was the Kid 'n Play CD found where he left the car his?

@Kid Canada: I know the feeling, buddy.

Haven't these guys played Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas? That car could blow at any second.

He just wants them to enter the arena to Crossroads.

But he's still eligible for teen caper flicks, right?