@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: He wanted to write $360, but Lil Jon - Get Low was playing in the background. He couldn't help himself.

The party was ruined when Cody Lambert showed up and wouldn't stop making sex jokes about Dana Jacobson.

Gabe Pruitt has a new job: Making sure Big Baby has a steady supply of Kleenex at practice.

Celtics had 6 on the court too, but we all found a way to make Sam Cassell invisible.

@HernandezStache: If you're the only one there, the other 6 hours.

@Juancho: Interns get no extraneous days off.

See what you did, Dash? You challenged this man's ability to party.

Between Baby Mangino, Little Kariya, and Baby Nate Robinson, I think Rick might have some news for us.

@nironan12: Doing both at once? Different story.

@Doyle McPoyle: Or tongue in another chick's mouth.

Psh. Davis just says that because he's a Sagittarius.

@Kid Canada: Wow, did I misread that hard.

@NovakAintNoJokovic: They're calling out his other predictions in that column, like Shaun Alexander making an impact for the Skins, and Cassel collapsing.

I thought this it gonna be University of Phoenix vs. DeVry?

I get Sanchez and Rod, but what did Carl do to deserve that?

@Chamomiles Davis: +1 more reconstruction

C.J. just doesn't get enough SUVs in her parking spot at home.

@Josh Zerkle: But Valkyrie, man! It's suspenseful!

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I don't blame Tomlin for being on edge, Santa was eyeing Santonio's sack the whole time.