@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: The Shock hope so.

In all seriousness, though, that was legitimately the worst National Anthem in any sport's championship in history, right?

@TRT-X: Well, that's cheating, no one would willingly go to an Abnormality show.

When playing a Rock Band setlist, I enjoy trying to imagine the kind of person who would go to a show featuring any two entirely disparate acts, like when playing Tom Sawyer and Dead on Arrival back-to-back.

Seeing the opportunity, the Phillies have immediately changed their logo to a blunt.

I'd strike her through.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Black Thought and ?uestlove doing the anthem would be the greatest moment in Philadelphia history.

Eh. They peaked at the diss track to 2ge+her.

Two years later, Garcia plays his first NFL game, only to be benched due to a post-traumatic stress attack brought on by seeing Ed Hochuli.

I was totally going to make a joke referencing one of Janeane Garofalo's memorable roles here, but I couldn't find it.

ESPN's Scott Van Pelt mentioned it on Sports Center over the weekend.

Toasty!!

Questionably straight cash, homie.

@hyatt: Will would be more likely to be in town for the Crüe.

Didn't count anyway, the Crew coach called a timeout right before the kick.

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Big city... Likes its bodily fluids. What's your opinion?

In the transistion, he's most disappointed with the new number of websites he can file his subscriptions to as tax write-offs. Enjoy your Insider, Dash.

...like being at the Oscars of basketball. There's Rik Smits!

"They were recently there, and Brady had a long chat with Broadway Joe Namath," a spy said.