@The Falcon Cheerleader Jean Tassle Intern: Wow, I'm glad nobody can read this comment anyway.

Sam and Jen? Bullshit, that was a Sports Night episode.

Manny being Man U? They've got the cash.

Common hasn't seen a chick fall off that hard since H.E.R.

He's also planning on "accidentally" playing Knocked Up on the Jumbotron for the duration of the next Jets home game.

How much to get to steer the pirate ship?

@the earl of weaver: He allegedly slipped/mishandled the ball, and was out-dumdumbed by Coco trying to stretch it anyway.

@FEAST: The more half-assed 'sequels' they spread it out across, the worse.

That picture is the "Y—" in "You're a nice guy, but..."

More like Matt "Favorite album of the year is Narrow" Stairs.

So, wait, this is a seperate game from the WereSonic? Can't we agree to sequester these awful ideas into a single piece of software? Maybe throw in Karate Sonic and Stealth Operative Sonic for good measure? At least make it so awful it's compelling to see where else it can possibly go wrong.

Pedro offers you his protection.

@SlantedAndDisenchanted: +1, just for the sake of pointing out the absurd hyperbole going on on both sides here.

Can't help but feel that somehow, this is all Metallica's fault.

No "Plumbob" hat for Halloween parties? No dice.

Last week, I praised the awesomeness of TBS' Hot Corner feature online. I was in front of a TV which also had the game on then. I am now watching it at work, and have no @#$%ing idea what's going on.

@gameware: Yeah, I traded mine in for $35 at GameStop (!) toward Rock Band, and still had people telling me I got hosed. If you're in no specific rush, go eBay.

@TracyHamandEggs!: I assumed this question was "Oral or anal?" and Pat Willis just likes to ramble.

@Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: I'd punch her ballot.

Julian Tavarez' head is absolutely spinning right now.