Also this seems like a waste of good beer.

@Athens_Grease: Leitch likes the way you think.

He would have made a joke about invading Georgia like they're Russia, but, you know.

@phicaluk: They would have, but they realized that the dancing actually just consisted of standing and brooding for 20 minutes at a time.

@Mr. Praline: Jamal Mashburn is waiting by the phone.

tj/

There you go, DDR kids. Happy?

@SEC_SPEED_KILLS: That one was elaborate.

@FEAST: Trent Green ain't no weeble-wobble.

@Matt_T: Xzibit would, but he's busy pimping Al Davis' hearse.

@HockeyMountain: Yeah, this ain't all bad. Spud's pun-runs and the > chains will end up being entirely self-contained in threads, so that's nice.

Back to oldest-first?

@WanderingBear: A-Rod wonders why there's a distinction in the first place.

Chris Cooley thinks those ladies could go for some Scattergories.

Perry White needs a new gig, Metropolis is not treating him well.

What you missed...

@The Folding Chair Security Intern: And why in the fuck did this end up here?

@Clare: Basically, this just means your "Hello DUAN" will sit at the top of the page all night with dozens of replies, while mine will die immediately.

I can only assume all this is because it didn't look sleek enough on Will's iPhone.

@Shakεy: And forget him ever learning the difference between a post and a comment; I can barely tell right now.