@LeNoceur: Call the wacky reply arrow a horseshoe and we've got part of a balanced breakfast in every comment.

Strain kept a'rollin'

@Afino: Don't worry, DUAN will still manage to discuss 12 different subjects per page.

@Archaotic: He'd become Kwame Brown?

@tater: Which still works, considering Ben Roethlisberger runs about as fast as your average Borg.

Cooley's Mormon Pictionary night? No match for Danny Granger's Jehovah's Witness Sorry! tournaments.

Wait, is she interviewing herself for that entire piece?

Q. Gary Matthews Jr is it true? A. No Comment.

I personally would have gone with the Blue Clouds mugshot background, but Serene Meadow is nice too.

I didn't watch, but it looks like bringing out the cast of Tropic Thunder in Yankee uniforms was a bit much.

If Christopher Nolan ever needs a Mad Hatter, I think we're looking at him.

Not as good as the story about the guy who did this for Philly teams. He now lives in a cave.

This is such a blatant opportunist move to put the nail in RB's overseas coffin.

@Josepiphus: I love how Criterion and Harmonix are currently being hailed as some of the white knights of gaming, while both being distributed by the universally reviled EA. Gotta wonder how much input they ever really have.

@EldonTLH: I apologize, I lost my eyesight in a horrific Flatout accident.

So what happens to the riders during a crash, and how was this not the first question to be asked in this thread? That was the primary concern in the last post about this.

Ironically, that still puts the number of balls he'll be catching this year at about 140.

@Civil Negligence: I had a chance at a $55 ticket for the Tampa series this Friday. Then I realized, as a Sox fan, I just would be angry at every play. No-win.

@sam_justice: I agree, but only because he willingly listened to an album he didn't enjoy 5 times.

Now Activision's looking into putting a bronze skateboard on it to market the next Tony Hawk.