Get outta town!

What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor...

@The SportsCenter Cycle Watch Intern: Oh look, I jumbled my own odds joke.

You know, I hear the Rams are very interested in trading for C85.

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: I don't see why this should get such a rise out of the fans.

@Carmen McFanzone: Yeah, but none misogynistic enough to discuss the hypothetical temperature of her vag.

He was with his friend in a Donovan McNabb jersey, but he went down three blocks before they got to the bar.

Palin is a self-styled hockey mom

The kid who fell off the Green Monster didn't get this big a send-off, damn.

@DamnSkippy: @Cockeye Jones: You guys get the same Snapple cap this morning?

And with that, "Unfortunately, [blank] is not Canadian" now goes on my list of phrases I'm sure I witnessed the first utterance of in history.

The Game will just get frustrated when he tries to use as many superstar players as he can name and Madden won't let him.

Alright, seriously. Ramen? Recumbant? Not even Jay-Z could make those work.

Why was the last Kanye West album such a fucking waste?

Stay tuned for the sequel, featuring Rasheed Wallace.

@The Ellsbury Contact Intern: "Peace Sells" too, obviously.

I wouldn't worry too much about it, he'll probably just be writing a semimonthly column about Boston from the perspective of someone from a vastly different area and background.

Alright, so here's something to ponder. Everlong from TCaTS, Give It Away from BSSM, and Mountain Song from NS are all ondisc in RB2. All DLC is back-compatible with RB1, which means that these songs will likely have to be included in the full album download to be fairly considered a "full album" for everyone. Will…

The Whitest Tiger? Todd Jones.