@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: Jaden Agassi.

So is this post on tape-delay? I won't spoil it in the other threads, promise.

Gheorghe Muresan thinks the kid should screw basketball and focus on acting.

@the earl of weaver: +1, gumshoe

Looks like Phelps isn't the only one majoring in pussy.

But who would Bobby Cox yell at?

See, Buzz? We're not the only ones dedicated to speed and cruelty.

Can you blame him? He just watched Teeth, and it scared him shitless.

he prefaces any statement about Brown by saying, "You know I love Larry Brown."

Crystl Bustos

@Weed Against Speed: Also, the theme song for "Stand Up to Cancer".

Tiki was just talking about the porn parody of Full Metal Jacket.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Oh my. I can't wait for the liveglog. And you KNOW AJ will make Suss do it.

No, I'm pretty sure Rollins stole that from a very special episode of Fresh Prince.

@Roy Keane: I've never heard of that move, does it have a name?

I guess the Snorg tee girl is already vomiting in a Burger King bathroom.

I'm still satisfied with my RB #20-39 Broncos jersey.

@UkraineNotWeak: "Backbackbackbackbackbackbackba......"

Rick Reilly is more of a men's rhythmic gymnastics guy.

Looking forward to the interview with Trey Trey Trey Trey Wingo.