You should come see the offices!"

Tirico didn't walk you to your car? Dick move. Don't answer if he calls you three nights from now, he's not good enough for you.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Seems like more of an Oochie Wally guy.

Hall had his right shoulder wrapped in ice but assured reporters he didn't not re-injure his shoulder

You're all forgetting how instrumental Leinart was in getting Deadspin noticed by the mainstream media, hence drawing Bissenger's ire, thus driving Will to madness and contemporary journalism and Boston fandom.

The Mets have also signed 27 Nelson de la Rosas.

With Leitch joining the ranks of Boston's bloggers, the city will now have claims on both the Grandfather of New Media Sports "coverage" (Bill Simmons) and the Godfather of the genre (Leitch).

I'll be sure to focus all my future posts on Mike Krzyzewski.

@RonZookonRedBull: No 'unt joke is safe.

Isiah Thomas showed up soon after and hopped up on top of the C, facing the other direction.

It's understandable, those pics of Watney interrupted the slideshow of 600 candid shots of Jacoby Ellsbury.

I'm holding out for the his-and-hers set, hers' being a Julian Tavarez skullcap.

Careful, Deadspin, the Ruben Studdard reference quota was sufficiently filled yesterday.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: I just wish I'd realized this before renting How Shaunie Got Her Groove Back.

@DaOtter: This post was actually written up 12 days ago. It was an easy call, really.

Lemonade. If it was the most popular drink, then it still is. - Gurufanforlife

So is Explosions in the Sky going to be incorporating a mandolin now?

Even OutSportsReader thinks there's too much manlove going on here lately.

/Gawker-bitching threadjack

Hey, Bishop. I created my own penis-showing game.