@Dan Daoust: Unless by KazMatsuisAnalFissure. Somehow that makes perfect sense.

You know when you go into a locker room, A.J.? You have to be respectful of people. You're not going to touch people inappropriately

Taylor Hicks would have been there too, but the nursing home only lets him outside for an hour a day.

@Madden Breeds Cheesers: The fuck is wrong with me today.

@: The taste of her teary sadness? Just to try it?

@Madden Breeds Cheesers: You. Read post.

Jim Gray is so turned on right now.

a comment on the company's interpretation of the faulty goggles.

It was LeBron, but he was just playing matchmaker for Delonte.

New Yorker must not be paying much if Leitch is scalping Olympic boxing tickets nowadays.

@crazyjoedavola: It all depends what you're wearing. Jeans? Uh-oh. Bathing suit? OK. Naked? We'll see...

I guess Jay had to do something when Silent Bob went and got all famous.

Hey, don't say Officer Dick didn't warn you.

So, basically, it's the same event as last year, but with different music and a slightly more dressed-up tent?

@BigTenObsession: Both teams played hard.

@Sports-Pun: American International College > Springfield College

@FThat: Hey! Get your own random irrelevant white center to reference, Veal's mine.

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EVERY SLAM IS A GRAND SLAM WHENCE SLAMMED BY JI

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