This is a concept that I cannot believe Vince McMahon has not used in a match yet.

VIZABUL MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

And you all laughed when I said we needed Brian Scalabrine out there.

O/U on unique first names in this elevator is set at 6.

SLAM Magazine? Consider this entendre doubled.

To Baylor fans' chagrin, there's an upcharge for tandems.

As a Tuesday morning hangover survivor, I can personally attest to the miracle healing power of Lemon-Lime Gatorade.

Are you telling me there is not one condo available in all of Del Boca Vista?

@Doyle McPoyle: Good call. Jeff Henson makes an excellent Number 1.

@VidaBlueBalls: Speaking of, is that an Apple Store beyond the center-field wall?

White Sox-Royals games should always be interesting for the next few years.

But his uppercut looks like he sees a mosquito halfway through.

I only answered the questions where there were obvious racial overtones to one of the answers. So, Whitlock.

Maybe it'd hurt a little if he didn't wear enough protective gear to make Tony Stark jealous.

What a joke of a Featured comment, I should have stayed quiet. All it was, was a Salt-n-Pepa reference made 10 times in one thread. - seriously_rick?

AARP member, yes, yes, homeless.

are you forgetting about Craig Sager and His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoats?

@Afino: The Cubs' braodcasting booth.

One could argue that just as dunks act as life-changers, failed dunks do so inversely.

@Stev D: No shit, there's some serious "pointy elbows" action going on in this post. I thought this place was more better than that internettery.