It's not a "We are women, hear me roar" type of thing.

Vin Baker was available for a 6-pack of Natty Ice and a box of Nilla Wafers.

Joe Morgan has clearly been in town far too often this year.

@UkraineNotWeak: Imagine the fun you'd be having if you were hopped up on painkillers.

@UkraineNotWeak: Dude in the sweater is giving some severe "Child Psychology" vibes.

Waiting for South Harmon Institute of Technology's thoughts on this list.

I much prefer my echidnas in "Red Gangsta" flavor over "Orange Muppet Abortion".

@sinister midget: The Everglow is a fantastic album.

@ArkansasFred: Agreed, but all this aside, I've decided that the only way to top the greatness of The Dark Knight is to bring back Carrey as a creepy, Nolan-ized Riddler to completely ruin his own shit from the abomination 10 years before. He could absolutely pull it off now.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: You didn't know? Deadspin Nation is 85% Aryan.

@Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party: It did not take me 4 minutes to think of a Sterger joke, what are you talking about?

Jenn Sterger suddenly feels threatened.

Of course Gruden doesn't want to marry, have you guys seen Bride of Chucky?

You'll be sorry when he goes up to high-five a guy on the escalators and four people die.

@Balls State Explorer: And fantastic special teams play.

Thanks, Ea, now how about some simulations of Brett Favre as a Sim, dying in a freak fireplace accident?

My favorite part of all this is the newfound boycotters. Forcing foreign children to make shoes for pennies a day for the sake of a 1000% mark-up? Condoned. Vaguely insensitive ad campaign? GET OFF MY FOOT, YOU SHOE.

Think it's hard for you, try being named Accident Harrison.

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I love Squatch. Only reason I'd be Seattle in NBA Jam Tournament Edition

"We do not tolerate this kind of behavior from any of our players, and— Wait, it's not our problem this time? Sweet."