Sad!

Stuck-up Riverdale punks. Think they're too good for me…

In vintage corruption news, the New York Times ran a story over the weekend about recently uncovered notes written by H.R. Haldeman which seem to confirm long standing beliefs that Richard Nixon sabotaged peace talks with Vietnam.

I'm sure Mukund's surrealist riddle/joke would've worked better if I was high.

Now Mary will never get a chance to sail around the world in her boat, the Live-4-Ever.

I haven't seen the Swamp Thing cartoon either but the opening theme is amazing.

From what I've read, it actually seems like people at the UN apparently felt Wonder Woman wasn't feminist enough. Not that that makes this controversy any less stupid.

Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia is still a part of the UN Human Rights Council.

I didn't know the Philippines were in the Mediterranean. You learn something new every day!

Stupid SNL. Be more satirical!

In the reality of the cold open, why would Walt and Steve Bannon be friends?

He's really more of a sycophant.

I've read he doesn't have any friends.

It's not like the state of the world is constantly shifting!

Oh no, now the joke is ruined!

Booth was a Confederate sympathizer and his actions were in response to Lee's surrender. I think it sort of counts.

I don't think you have to be a McCarthyite to have concerns about possible ties between Trump and Russia or the Putin regime trying to influence our elections.

Sad!

Jeopardy! Objection! Objection!

"Rex Tillerson" sounds like the name of a cliched oil baron.