The CIA are terrible. Unlike that upstanding bastion of honesty and pacifism, Donald Trump.

I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords.

Bigly!

I'm pretty sure Lara is the woman in those SeaWorld commercials.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!?!?!?!

At least Bay has the decency not to fill his movies with overly ponderous philosophical bullshit.

"Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a twofer."

The security guy. He was attacked by the Ghost Nation in the last episode.

They're Huell's motel room.

Man, if this is happening here I'd hate to think what's happening in Euro Westworld.

My mom saw Emma Stone on the subway once. True story.

Hey, they don't have to go to prison. They could just have their citizenship revoked instead.

Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps Rebirth #1, Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps #1-7: This wasn't completely horrible but I don't think I'll stick with it.

So Marvel has announced the new X-Men creative teams for RessurrXion.

Justice League Unlimited, Fringe, or 24. (I know they already did a revival of 24 but it would be nice if the series could have had a better ending than "Jack spends the rest of his life in a Russian prison.")

I really want a sitcom starring Wynn Duffy. Dickie Bennett could play the wacky, Kramer-esque neighbor.

So, he thinks there was massive voter fraud but he doesn't want a recount . . .

Seriously, they better not snub her. At the very least they could give her that Emmy they gave Jeff Daniels for The Newsroom, for some reason.

"Any fruit to declare?"

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