Please don't. Pence might do well. He isn't a complete train wreck like Trump and he isn't as creepy as Ted Cruz.

Well, it couldn't be worse than last season's flashbacks.

Trump insulted Kaine on Twitter during the debate.

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I think it was after she went to Dinosaur Land.

I thought tonight's debate was a spirited discussion between two very different types of boring white guys.

This is great news for people on the internet who are annoyingly into Tesla.

Pence might be worse than Trump. I'm not sure Trump believes any of the shit he says. Pence is a nutcase true believer.

He at least managed to get through it without as many baffling unforced errors.

I don't have a problem that he spent time on Ring Theory. The way people cite it in defense of the prequels is absurd.

In fairness, I think he seemed more like he found the Independence Day sequel entertainingly bad.

Jesse has responded on Twitter and he seems to be taking Mike's criticism well:

So, you linked to the video and then were kind of negative on it?

It just seems wrong to put someone on the spot like that in front of a mass audience.

Oh, I was just considering writing in Sanders. Stein's an airhead and Johnson is an idiot who subscribes to a ridiculous political ideology for straight white men who think having to pay taxes is the worst form of oppression a human being can ever experience.

Sad!

So, apparently the right wing rag the Washington Free Beacon has obtained a secret tape of Clinton describing young voters who support Bernie Sanders as "living in their parents' basement[s]" in a behind-closed-doors meeting with donors. I've listened to her full remarks and, speaking as a #Millenial and a Sanders…

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Anne deserved to lose for her answering "Who is Christopher Reeves?" to that one question. That answer was wrong on like 3 different levels.

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