Seriously. England already has enough tools.

i mean if it’s an active shooter scenario i’m going to help in any way to keep my fellow citizens out of harms way. block doors, tackle the dude when he changes clips, hide and be quiet...whatever it takes.

All the clerk wanted to know was “how the Raptors did in the playoffs?” What he didn’t realize was that he was talking to a performance artist.

PMS can really be the shits.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s in the Declaration of Independence:

Harley riders refuse to acknowledge anyone who’s not on a harley....

There once was a man from Nantucket

“I’m requesting $500k over market-value, as this is only 1 of 14 Centenario’s with the original weight-limit decal. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!”

Footage of the Puna Cars & Caldera event.

“I need an NGK BR8ES spark plug.”
“What’s the year, make and model of the vehicle?”
“It’s not in your computer. Can you just hand me an NGK BR8ES spark plug?”
“I need the year, make, and model of the vehicle.”
“I can see the spark plug in a stack right behind you. Please turn around and hand it to me while I hand you…

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

But I bet you’re droolin’.....

No no, you have it all backwards. The bits that make the car drive are really good, the body... not so much. Therefore, it’s a perfect candidate for an inverse LS swap... put a Camero body on the Model 3 skateboard.

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

I don’t know… I think the Greeks might also have concerns on the matter.

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

Definitely not a Constantinople-registered car.

My father was slaughtered by a 15-fingered man.