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A new C30 would be welcomed by many.

Finally! Somewhere I get to shine!

so, there’s still hope for my hogwart’s letter?????

Is a hatchfront better than a hatchback?

Lindsay was a smoke show back in the day...

we are a lighthouse

So 600hp and, what, 150lb-ft of torque?

Okay Dr. Jones.

This is impressive, I usually tense up anytime I finally get near third base.

I used to play third base, but I never quite mastered the slowing-down-time thing.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

It’s Friday! Get ready to get out there and Unimog like a champion.

Huh. When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s ‘artistic expression’. When I do it I’m ‘wasted’ and ‘have to leave Home Depot’.

THE JL WRANGLER IS AN ABOMINATION AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE JK WHICH WAS AN ABOMINATION AND WAS NOT AS GOOD AS THE TJ WHICH WAS AN ABOMINATION AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE YJ WHICH WAS JUST WRONG AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE CJ7 WHICH WAS NOT AS GOOD AND HAD BIGGER DOOR OPENINGS THAN THE CJ5 WHICH WAS TERRIBLE AND NOT AS RELIABLE

Does nobody else remember the nude scene in Pong?

You know what the next article will be right?

hey at least with automatic you won’t get shot when the next car stealer/robber stops you and force you out of the car. They will jump in and automatically know how to wrap it around a tree waiting for the cop to get them.