Cars today really only come in shades....

If Bob can figure it out....

You are going on a photo shoot with a supercar and you can’t get the shade of your red bikini to better match?

Oh Felgercarb! I am so fracked that my post was boxed by Jalopnik. I hope $kay sitreps a great picture of Sierra Alpha for me.

Yes, you want a Marauder, but not the Mercury...

People pay big money to have a wild ride at an amusement park. Turbulence is like getting the thrill ride for free.

Coming from Jeeps and a 1996 Dodge Ram, when I first drove my Volvo C30, the thickness of the wheel seemed odd. Now, I can not stand thin wheels. They feel completely wrong. Back before airbags when I was building my CJs, I spent big bucks on very nice wood wheels with minimal hubs, thin metal spokes, and highly…

A product intended to circumvent motor vehicle safety and driver attentiveness is unacceptable.

You should see the chips in the concrete where the garage floor and the driveway meet. The garage is every so slightly higher and every time I roll the jack in from the driveway, another series of chips are taken out of the concrete. One day, the transition will be worn smooth. Probably about the same time as my kids…

But... Will it be grounded to the ground?

I declare BS on these. You do not need them. You need to learn to drive.

My Jeep had a large case GM alternator in it. To better power the winch, I had the unit rebuilt to produce as much power as possible. This creates a lot of heat, so the regulator was moved external, but still used the same 2 prong connector, so the alternator looked perfectly normal. Sometime later, I picked up a…

Or, if you have things other than a car, join AMA (American Motorcycle Association) and use their roadside for the car, bike, RV, trailer, etc. Try that with AAA.

Seize cash and property without even an arrest - because drugs

Shall we play a game?

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Jason, you forgot the mice, the sound effects, the ‘slavic chicks, the kick ass dancers, growth pills, and of course, farting dogs. I won’t ruin it for those that have not seen it.

VWs are a royal PIA to repair and the parts can be crazy expensive. A stupid exhaust leak on my wife’s VW Passat was looking to be about $1400 in parts because it was right at the junction of the 2 cats - would have required the replacement of the cats and pipes from manifold back.

Was she trying to suck-start the truck and the pressure did the rest?