No no no no no. This came up on a Facebook page im an admin on (MassTuning) so ive already heard all the arguments and what this thing really is.

Ford GT. Not based on any real performance factors but they all still have one thing in common: 

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,…

Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.

Ford Tempo!!! Do the Ford Tempo, I dare you to find one.

THE JL WRANGLER IS AN ABOMINATION AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE JK WHICH WAS AN ABOMINATION AND WAS NOT AS GOOD AS THE TJ WHICH WAS AN ABOMINATION AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE YJ WHICH WAS JUST WRONG AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE CJ7 WHICH WAS NOT AS GOOD AND HAD BIGGER DOOR OPENINGS THAN THE CJ5 WHICH WAS TERRIBLE AND NOT AS RELIABLE…

I appreciate his honesty, but the issues the car presents with make it a CP at, well, pretty much any price. Right off the bat it needs a clutch master cylinder, which isn’t expensive or hard, but it’s something I have to do. It needs coilovers, which isn’t hard, but again, something I have to do. It needs a CEL…

Financing in and of itself is not a gimmick, or dumb.

so, a dmc halflinger

That’s saying something, given that Jalopnik details David Tracy’s financial decisions.

Bruh.

What are you talking about? Craigslist is full of cars with V4s. Do some research dude.

Nissan badge? Patrick, I don’t think you understand how much us French car people love Alpine. We love it more than we love Napoleon, Charles de Gaulle and Serge Gainsbourg put together. I don’t believe a single French higher-up at Renault-Nissan would ever greenlight a Nissan-badged Alpine. I’m pretty sure if they…

yeah umm especially when you could get a Toyota Century imported for this kind of money with a freaking v12 and fender mirrors

So this isn’t terrible like a Murano just because it has the Range Rover badge... and gadgets? Mmm k. It seems just as out of place as the Murano.

The saddest thing is that a skateboard makes a decent improvised shovel. If he had put it to other use, he probably could have dug freed the car from the snowbank without calling a tow truck.

A van!

It’s worse than patina.