Wait a minute, Jalopnik is the place where people defend using phrases like “24,000 torques”.

Lowered suspension and a fake number on the front bumper are a sign to tread carefully. A patchy matte black hood is a sign to tread in the opposite direction.

The Lanos.

Looks like a pointy Mazda3.

Crack price at ANY PRICE.

We’re still sitting on one of the GT90 development engines (minus the 4 snails). I kinda want to put it in a Town Car...

Ford 021C

It isn’t that old but the Nissan IDX just makes sooo much sense.

Dear sir;

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

If you had a $5000 budget, you could put in an extra $1724 and buy yourself a Garrett Turbocharger. And besides, it has just been fully restored, inside and out, and it is in SLEEPER BROWN!

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Theory: Trump supporters are unable to figure out how to apply the stickers.

Is always the answer, right?

It’s pretty comfy, but very ugly.

959 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!

FUCK YEAH SOLID AXLES!!!