I’ll say it again: they offer an unlimited mileage warranty because you’ll only be able to drive it about 500 miles a year. The rest of the time it will be in the shop.

Jeep product planning meeting:

I still don’t believe it. Too many broken promises...

After all this years I don’t care if you heard Marchionne swear it on a Bible. I won’t believe it until I see the trucks at the Jeep dealership.

You do realize that Chrysler had a model called Pacifica in the mid 00's, right?

The reason the “unlimited mileage” won’t matter is that the car will spend so much time in the shop the owner won’t be able to out many miles on it. And that time spent at the shop will also limit how many things break during the one year coverage.

Crack pipe because stanced.

That’s a Lancia? It looks like a Citroen BX. I wonder if the design was recycled/sold to Citroen eventually?

It seems like Mr. Hernandez forgot a minor detail in his budget: a transmission. Those run about 2/3,000 dollars on eBay. So having it all done for less than 20 grand will be damn near impossible.

The car has a rebuilt title due to an “accident,” has been resprayed in non-original color, the engine is missing and no explanation is given other than “you will need a new one because there is no engine.” Current owner bought it with the intention of putting an engine but now has “changed his mind.” And there is…

Unfortunately, in the real wolrd Lamborghini would actually call that the Competizione Strada Superlegera edition and sell it for more than the regular Aventador.

Wranglers come with power locks and windows and removing the doors is easy. The only additional step is unplugging one connector

Lada Niva to replace the Hummer and Samara to replace the Skyline. Rare in the US, affordable and completely different from everything else you have owned.

I see more FJ than Hummer HX too. I think it is the grill and the roof height.

C’ètait un Rendez-vous. That is not how a Mercedes Benz 450 SEL sounds.

Can we call this car the Fiata?

The Victoria Secrets thing is funny, but the really interesting one is the Cutter Lemon Eucalyptus which performs as well as the 100 DEET. And it can be used on synthetic clothes.

Assuming Mr. Corn isn’t trolling -and being a 29 year old bimmer driver, he may not be trolling. I looked it up and according to Canadian law what he did qualifies as “mischief” and he could be looking to a sentence of up to 2 years in prison.

I guess you’ve never lived in a place that gets significant snowfall. In northern latitudes in the spring time, when snow melts youe lights will get covered in grime in a matter of miles. To the point where they become dim. Headlight wipers take care of that.

He thought he could drive through that corner until he faced... Terminal Understeer