And that entitles you to nothing today.

Thimble over Rey all day!

Throw her in a metal bikini. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

Independent is where it’s at. Don’t label me bro.

Truth! Thank you!

Hope they had insurance.

Multiculturalism FTW!

First it was bears and now snakes. What deadly animals can’t smell the menstruation.

It’s not the eggplant emoji movie you need. It’s the eggplant emoji movie you deserve.

I was Aladdin for Halloween a few years back. I got this.

I’m just guessing but I’m going to go ahead and say: Thanks unions!

I don’t know about the Jew thing but of course you have to give up masturbation. Once you join you are instantly transformed into a pussy magnet. Gotta save the D for the ladies. I thought that was obvious. Was that not obvious?

Do people actively search for books when they go to someone’s place? I guess I’ve always used photos, a nice bar area, and my rock hard ass to distract from the lack of reading material scattered around my place.

Hell, Trump beat worse odds.

What if I have and frequently use a library card?

Pretty sure I saw this guy driving a windowless van near a playground last week.

All things considered, that sounds like a pretty good way to go.

Couldn’t resist.

If only all conflicts could be resolved this way: