They reanimated Jezebel's corpse for this? 

Broke, but still has the money for a political advisor and full time PR person who was in court with him every day. Plus, limos and dandy meals. I need to be this kind of broke. Force him into a budget that normies live on and take the rest.

OK, look, I’ll explain it for both conservatives that read this site:

That’s because a lot of men still don’t think of abortion as their problem, regardless of their political affiliation. When I worked in DC, hundreds of so-called liberal and feminist men had no qualms saying that abortion was strictly a women’s issue, not a health issue, and that “it’s not as important as housing or…

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Very excited. As an older person that has loved this site, it has taught me things that were unfortunately normal for my Gen X self, shouldn’t be normal. So, I get where you are coming from with “What do I read now”.

See’s brand cherry cordials are really good.

Cherry cordials (the ones with a liquid center, not the cream-center ones) are delightful. Fight me.

I always loved cherry cordials and peppermint bark. Every peppermint bark i’ve had has been like an andy’s mint or peppermint patty. Dark chocolate and mint. Can’t believe it’s on the list. 

The only thing Dolly Parton and her husband buy each other for Christmas are cordial cherries.  I love cordial cherries. This list is messed up.

“More Vampire than Vampire” would be the perfect title for a new song should White Zombie ever get back together.

Of course he does, He’s Swedish. Whole damn country is just pale hot people who could be undead. 

It is as satisfying of an ending as both the movie and the comic.

I know a lot of men are feeling defensive about this kind of thing. But we kind of made our own bed with this nonsense. It’s not necessarily our fault that men are broken. Both sides agree on that. One side has this John Wayne fallacy in their heads where this crisis of masculinity has something to do with traditional…

So not far from the truth that it almost didn’t make me smile.

Still not a long enough sentence.

These pigs need to spend the rest of their miserable lives in prison.

zOmg I love those damn things! Not at $1.79, though. Used to get 6 of them for $3, a fistful of the taco sauce, and just absolutely gorge myself in the parking lot (dark tinted windows up, of course, to hide my shame from the world. Lol). No way I could justify that for almost $6, at least not as often as I used to.…