The 1999 movie “Free Enterprise” would fit nicely in this list.  It’s a story of 2 guys whose lives have been shaped by fandom trying to make the transition into being adults, and even features William Shatner playing himself.  Unfortunately, it seems to be pretty hard to find these days if you want to watch it.

The state of the world today. Parents are so bad at raising their boys, that young men looking for even the slightest bit of guidance are being scammed by a guy with no chin. 

Someone has to raise the mass shooters. 

A pillow and a well-meaning aide could fix this.

There could be only one, and we’ve found them.

You saw Highlander II in the theater? And you survived?

I’ll go out on a limb and guess this winner didn’t want the financial burden of child support.

No full carts! Most kiosks are designed to do only a few quick things, and full carts in the kiosk area get in the way of others and take FOREVER. If you have a full cart, go to a staffed line or a self-checkout designed for a larger load. It’ll be faster and you won’t be a nuisance to others.

...Is Sophia Coppola considered the “patron saint of teen girls”?

(everyone is a responsible gun owner until they shoot someone in the face, the thing about guns is it only takes one moment of irresponsibility to kill or maim someone)

Been saying this for years, and it’s amazing how much it pisses off the ammo-sexuals who then cry out “but I’m not a murderer I’m a responsible gun…

Simple facts. The easier it is to get a gun, the more guns there will be in the country, and the more guns there are in the country, the more people, including children, will die preventable deaths. The harder it is to get a gun, the fewer guns there will be, and fewer people, including children, will die preventable…

Does Taylor Swift bear any responsibility for her fans encroaching on a friend’s special day?

It’s fun how meeting in the middle actually just means conceding to the right wing. Sort of like how being an independent of the “centrist” variety is just a euphemism for enabling that right wing.

Damn liberals and drag queens.... oh, wait a minute...

Morally bankrupt gold diggers are not bastions of moral virtue.  Fuck Melania.  

That’s still a high number and, in reality, it’s probably higher.

Does this actually matter? It’s still over 70 of them in just one state.  If any organisation harboured 70+ paedophiles, and they advised in their documents that they recognised 70 or so of them as being ‘credible’, and tried to stymie compensation for the victims, it would rightfully be burned down to the ground. The…

That would bring a whole new meaning to We Have The Meats

Telling Boomers and conservative Gen Xers about memes was a mistake.

“Now he’s a hot dog because his house is on fire’ is the most boomer interpretation of that meme.