Recaps are a poor substitute for reviews. 

Do you ever wonder if maybe you’re not cut out for writing “funny” material?

DOOM APPEARS WHEN HE WANTS TO!

This article is like a tasting menu…way too long, amazingly self indulgent, and hiding a few good things in a mass of filler.

My personal favorite is walking on the moon but that's just me.

2023 and Gene Simmons is still a dick.

Willing to put down a cash bet that Trump is on the balcony of the Kremlin declaring his loyalty to Putie-wootie by the end of July.

I don’t get it...if she is a “biological male” then, by definition, they shouldn’t be upset about her being topless. Right? Either trans people exist or they don’t. If you want to regulate them as their expressed gender then you can’t say they can’t behave in other instances as that gender typically may. So tops on…

I agree 100%, and...

I dunno, what was the point of your comment?

I look forward to hate-reading the dissenting opinion(s.)

My objection to the live action Transformers films is rooted entirely in how busy the designs are. You legitimately cannot tell what the hell is going on half the time. Here, look at this still. I defy anyone who hasn’t seen the movie to tell me what the hell is happening here.

makes sense to add it to the permanent menu, it uses no extra ingredients beyond what is already in the station and the process for making it is easy. 

You’re right on the first part. However, the “stand your ground” laws explicitly state that the requirement for a person to remove themselves (if possible) from a dangerous situation is gone. So people are free to kill someone on their front step even if they were fully able to just go back into their damn house.…

One thing about stand your ground laws is that you actually have to be at risk - a closed door means you’re not at risk.  The need for self-defense doesn’t exist if you can remove yourself safely from the situation. #lockherup

Kaley Cuoco to my surprise is my favorite Harley Quinn 

Sometimes it’s a simple matter of luck whether it tips one way or the other. Maybe one of the kids will fall in love with a raging liberal and that’ll do it.

This is the greatest parody of a right-wing nutjob I have ever seen on this site. Kudos to you for giving it your all to show how morally bankrupt yet strangely stupid these numbnuts are!

Fucking THIS! All of this. 

Number one: DO NOT SCAN QR CODES IN THE WILD! Even a QR code affixed to the table can be overlaid with a code that directs you to a malevolent site, one that can very effectively mimic a valid site. If absolutely necessary, a code handed to you by the server is not as risky but not optimal.