I remember reading (only reading) about DeSantis last year and kinda going ‘uh oh’ in my mind. Then I watched him speak publicly for the first time (for me) and quickly realized that he was DOA. Nobody was going to vote for this weird, nasally sounding, off putting clown. Uncanny valley for human fascists.

Yeah, I’m the same age as Lopez. Metal from the 80s was pretty much garbage and seeing Motley Cure, Ratt and other hair metal acts from that time limp along the Casino/Memberberries Festival circuit kinda bears that out. But it got better. Metal that is.  Boomers?  Not so much.  

I thought it was the serial killer from the 1st season of True Detectives.

My first thought. Hasn’t that resulted in an investigation by the FBI as the company leasing the machines to McD’s was caught purposely causing issues and billable service calls to be made?

Elon is already kicking that creepy, whelp civilization is over, door down.

Yes, that would be great. Not gonna happen. But you know what would have been best? CNN not giving this shit show of death loving ghouls primetime to normalize their brand of fascism for the sole purpose of getting that The Bachelor styler stink-rose from God Emperor Diaperload to be his Vice Gruppen Fuhrer and…

Oof. Hey Jayne, tell me you consume a box a wine a night and pass out, sexless and lonely, every night without telling me you consume a box a wine a night and pass out, sexless and lonely, every night.

Totally believe the Kim Kardashian and George Santos ones, in fact I predict these will happen within the next 3 months.

My predictions for 2024: Bill Maher will announce he’s been dealing with major depression and that he actually considered/almost attempted suicide several times in the last few years. This will…

“Zack Snyder seems like a very nice man who is doing his best.”

This. The fact he has attracted such weird, angry fan base is a little mystifying. But that said, Snyders work clearly demonstrates he’s the guy who only looks at the covers and splash pages of comic books instead of actually reading them.

Fear’s ‘Fuck Christmas’ missing. List is worthless.

You have my axe. Dark Chocolate Cherry Cordials are awesome.  

this Cancel Culture shit is going crazy, isn’t it right wing nutjobs?

“More Vampire than Vampire” is my Lebanon Hanover cover band.

Nope, AV Club has a story up right now “The 25 Most Iconic company logos”  

Holy shit, this is an actual article/discussion?  

“An internal investigation by the Police Union also found that the accused had a cool ass ‘Punisher’ bumper sticker on his truck, so no harm no foul.”

Jack in the Box’s two tacos for 1.79 (used to be 99 cents) is my cheap go to for tacos. They are nowhere near authentic, but neither was Taco bell.

Now when we apply that same problem to Jesus Christ, a funny thing happens.

Dr. Doom.