It’s like coming away from reading Foundation with an innate fear of Excel sheets.

“Margaret Thatcher was born above a grocery store”

Totally first read that as “Andrew Tate’s ‘Genitals’ Victimized at Least 45 Women”.   A more than fair mistake.

See also: Jeffery Epstein and Peter Thiel. 

It’s really telling that they (donors and voters) will throw all their weight behind a thrice divorced adulterer who has on several occasions, publicly expressed a desire to ‘date’ his daughter, but a black guy who’s possibly on the down low is ‘questionable.’

Confirmed.  2nd horcrux found.  

This.  

It was a different time.

Twice in my life I have heard a collective gasp of “WTF?” from the entire theatre I was sitting in during a film. The first was during Highlander II when they revealed the whole ‘Immortals are from another planet’ plot and the second was during Phantom Menace when Qui Gon Jinn whipped out the ‘Midichlorian Counter’.

What?  No Ragman?  

Well, I know the plural of ‘anecdote’ isn’t ‘data’, but every guy I ever knew of that had ‘Coach’ as their moniker was a POS.

Is Kari Lake gonna have to choke a bitch?

And let me guess, it’s actually Ephebophilia not Pedophilia?  

Where are those yacht eating Orcas when you need them?

If ‘only’ 25% of Arby’s employees turned out to be child molesters and Arby’s was proven to be actively covering it up, every location would be, rightfully, burned to the ground.

You spelled Capriotti’s wrong.

If they think Bill the Bard was bad, wait until they actually read the bible.

They did in the early 2000s. David Zucker went nutso shortly after 9/11 (just like David Mamet did). He became obsessed with Hillary Clinton conspiracies and proving Micheal Moore wrong on everything.  I don’t think they’ve made anything recently.

ugh.

Saudi banks. Russian banks are so 2010.