Pictured: Crosby stills and mash

My browser won’t currently let me post GIFs for some reason, but CLEARLY I was attempting to post Drew’s Chopped GIF.

Magary.

There’s only one word to describe this:

Everybody seems to forget that the Warriors themselves came back from 1-3 against a terrifying Thunder last year. Also, going 73-9 isn’t exactly the product of mental softness. And there was a time not very long ago when LeBron himself was also considered to lack mental toughness. But carry on . . . .

Nah.

Fuck everything Cleveland. That is all.

A yes, the US Open Container 2017. El Clasico.

It’s his first note-worthy drive in years!

John Daly calls that a Thursday.

Does this count as another major?

I can give you nearly verbatim the answer he’d have to any concussion related questions: “I’m not a doctor. I have a deal with our doctors, I won’t get involved in medicine and they won’t call the football plays. That works out pretty well for us.”

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Is he a pederast, a racist, or a flat-earther? No? Then let him strike while the iron’s hot. Mazel tov.

a journeyman catcher who inexplicably became a Chicago folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Cubs (after inexplicably becoming a Boston folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Red Sox)?

I totally agree with this. I also can’t blame the guy for accepting every single offer thrown his way right as he retires.

You’re right, that stadium isn’t half empty. It’s half full!

See, there’s always a silver lining.

I’m kind of right there with you. Fuck Sheldon Adelson.