Is this one of those “rhetorical question studies”? :)

Definitely confirm.

Only joke I got is, he’s obvi hot, YET if you squint he kinda looks like the Harry Potter Actor Dude’s svelte cousin.

I would say confirm.

I feel Selena’s perpetual baby-face pain.

I wanted to reply something funny to you and I googled “zayn ugly” and every picture that came back was just beautiful eyes and razor sharp cheekbones, so yeah you win this round.

to NYT

THANK YOU

Gagh. Klingon serpent worms. If they aren’t still moving when served, they are unacceptable. Kep’la chu !!

AGREE

Apple and celery work really well in stuffing! Apple traditionally also goes with pork, so it’s not like it’s all that weird.

That looks so adorable.

You don’t taste the vodka.

Jello is what you eat in the hospital. It is sick people food. If you are feeling well, you should probably eat something else.

I can dig me some baby octopus, but fried and not moving, please. :/

Oh my lord. Seriously? While alive?

My mother seriously did this All The Time when we were kids. It was horrifying then too. But then for her, mayo is the staff (staph?) of life.

How are they still moving? Do you cut them off a live octopus, dip them and eat them ASAP? Is the movement part of the experience?

I love tako so much that this seems like the next logical step. A+ would try

Team #NoMayo