Thanks! I’ll try that. Last time I just let the sit there for a few hours till they had soaked up the vodka

But at least the vodka gives you a buzz.

I’m heading off the Thanksgiving dinner in a few hours amd I have this one ready, but let me know if it’s either too harsh or too lame:

YES, BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY WONT BE ABLE TO RESIST ANY MANLY MAN SUCH AS HIM.

I would prefer this over Jello and mayonnaise, tbh.

You win anyway.

HAH oh gosh, I remember the little stickers felt like pin pricks on the roof of my mouth. Such a strange sensation.

Given the choice between this and jello-mayo I choose tentacles.

This gif makes me excited. I really need to visit Korea. :D

It wasn’t half bad. Now, beondegi, that shit tastes like nightmares and Satan’s asshole.

Celery is the devil’s penis, so really you’re serving the devil’s penis with the devil’s semen. Is that kosher?

Ooh, my fiance tried that on a dare once. He said it tried to crawl back up his throat while he was eating it.

I actually make a cranberry sauce, that people seem to like (I always get cranberry-sauce-duty), where the secret ingredient is finely chopped celery. I can’t normally tolerate celery, but chopped fine in a sour/sweet dish it’s almost more like an herb with a crunchy texture.

Vodka gummy bears? How do you make them taste good? I tried once and it was like chewing straight vodka, all the gummy bear fruit flavours had disappeared: (

Jello IS nasty, and adding vodka is a waste of vodka. I once left a bottle of my favorite vodka in my in-laws freezer only to return the next weekend and find that they had used the entire half liter to make sugar free peach jello shooters. SUGAR FREE PEACH. It was an abomination.

And red grapes and walnuts.

For my birthday this year I threw a huge party and made dozens of Jell-O shots. Somehow, they were mealy as fuuuuuck. Happy birthday to me, all my friends are gagging. #nomorejelloshots

you adopt is as a pet

Poor Octos. You win

Yes. Then you take it home, plant it into the ground, do a ritual dance, and it brings forth a good harvest for the coming year.