At least those flavors make sense together! What kind of monster puts the devil’s semen on something sweet? And while apples and other sweet fruits would be fine, dafuq with the celery?

aaa NOOO, but i would go for Chicken Kiev now covered in jello

I applaud your unchill skill.

!!!!!!!

So as a reward for getting laid off, they’re making you work Thanksgiving?

Nope, I will never forget. Believe me, I tried!

Bless you for reminding everyone about the importance of holiday flowers! You'll be missed, Mark.

That’s great.
(You think that otter is channeling what the RNC chairman is thinking?)

I've never seen that and I LOVE IT. Thank you for your service to the Internet.

Jane Austen was all over the Muslins.

You never had a colicky baby, did you? Muslin FTW!

you totally win the internet for the day for this...

Not as evil as Satin.

You are a delightful human.

This whole incident may very well have been a conspiracy for ‘Satin worshiping’.

You are sew right. All this hate is tearing at the fabric of our society.

SILKH
SATIN
you're perfect.

Watch out, I’ve got a muslin terrier over here!

Britain before muslin!

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