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6/10/12

Maybe if he got the license plate, make, model, and color of your car, address, and driver's license number wrong too. Otherwise, that's probably not the kind of thing on which a traffic court will toss an easy fine.

6/10/12

From your description, I'd say there's a chance it's almost certainly perhaps a definite possibility.

6/10/12

Old-school Prince and his Minneapolis cohorts are a gold mine for sexy-funky stuff.

6/10/12

Happy B-Day Jo!!!!!

6/9/12

Serendipitous snacks for the win!!!

6/9/12

"He told me he's never had one because he's never slept with a prostitute."

6/9/12

Boobs are fine. Far less likely to get all yeasty.

6/9/12

Maybe this would be just a little bit better for baby-making than a song about death... o_O

6/9/12

Blech. We were out at dinner with another couple a few of weeks ago, and they invited along a friend of the woman at the last minute, since they were only in town briefly. He was 60-something, divorced, and well-off enough to apparently think he was still a "ladies man." He made unabashed passes at our college-age…

6/9/12

On his bits is OK, but in yours is not. Between the alcohol and sugar content of champagne, the chemical balance of your intimates could be quite jacked up.

6/9/12

I think that's more of a setting or frame of mind, rather than a technical term. :)

6/9/12

Hmmm... I see that, and I hear:

6/9/12

Hello metro neighbor, and good luck-by-proxy on the beard. We haven't even gotten started on summer here yet, really. The two summers I grew a beard out, it didn't make it through July. I gave it another try the following fall & winter, and it was much easier. As the weather warmed back up in spring, I was already…

6/9/12

Gonna guess humping animals...

6/9/12

That's not pedantic, that's accurate, and it should be fixed.

6/9/12

If only it were possible to double-heart you...

6/9/12

Well, in that case...

6/9/12

That is funny! XD

6/8/12

Obligatory, of course.

6/8/12

Once upon a time, "Love Shack" was the go-to song for a "floor show" by the servers at the Hard Rock in Atlanta. This only ever took place a little after 1:00 AM, after most of the tourists had gone back to their hotels, and it was only a bunch of booze-happy locals left to prop up the bar, and close the place down. :)