Good on you for intervening. That certainly does sound like a lame bunch of "pranks."

B-52s concert on the local PBS station. You know it's pledge time when they play cool stuff.

It's like a tie-dye shirt for your head!

Wow. I'm sorry to hear that. Some moms can sure make a wedding more about them, can't they?

"Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood."

Haha! Thanks. :)

Uh... yes... the good calories cancel out the bad ones!

That seems perfectly reasonable to me.

That's exactly how I made a cover for my bass amp! :)

So well done.

I... uh... er...

I once worked with grown man in his 40's whose entire office was decorated with Disney stuff, and he wore a huge variety of Disney sweatshirts over his oxford button-downs year-round, AND he walked around whistling Xmas tunes 365 days a year. He would also keep a huge jar of lollipops in his office, and offer them to…

They didn't hire her because she was good-looking. They hired her because she's SMART!

I'm pleased that you found my answer fulfilling.

Thanks!

Well thank you. Once will do, I guess. :)

Probably the best summary for this situation I've ever seen. :|

Very good point.

Haha! Thanks much, glad you like it. Your comment was hilariously inspiring.

Wear a red swimsuit with it, and enjoy the uncomfortable looks on the faces of your neighbors!