Hope you've got some ballast in that thing.

On two counts!

That would have been my first choice, actually! :)

Truth be told, I was just going for the easy-rimshot poop joke. :)

The diggers supposedly discovered the Curtain,

"What's even crazier is that the school principal, a resource officer, and a teacher were all there and let it happen—twice!"

No need to apologize for classic Floyd! Nicely done!

I waited to go to college until ~5 years after high school, just because I wanted to work, and get my act together. Then, once I was sure I could handle it, and it would be useful to me, I went back to school. The time spent working and maturing in the real world was immensely valuable, and made college much easier…

Duly nominated. This is great stuff!

That is indeed correct.

"Dude here."

Even other vampires don't like those guys.

Winner winner...

Out of the corner of my eye, as I scrolled down quickly, I first saw this guy.

Careful what you let out into the 'verse. No good can come of it.

Yeah, it's an internet classic.

I seriously doubt any of those morons could actually play chess well enough to achieve a real checkmate.