Seeing the headline at a glance, I thought Sting had written a song about Planned Parenthood. o_O

Between this and "Fart In Front of Me," an anal fetishist's date night is just getting oh-so-soulful.

Olivia Wilde just got exponentially more awesome. I love train travel!! All the scenery, none of the driving!!

Yeah, I guess the best one can do is just hope the otherworldly wonders of the Great Beyond are so enthralling, their attention doesn't wander back to the ones still caressing their mortal coils. :)

Hahahaha! Close the blinds, and hope they don't wander in through the walls! ;D

Hell, I blew it on "helicopter" in the 5th grade, and I was a known helicopter fanatic at the time. Everyone in the room just looked at me like "Seriously??"

To whoever selected that photo, thank you. That's just the right look of old-lady recrimination needed to put this meme over the top.

Could be worse...

It could be that in the intervening years, you've become more mature, and carry yourself with more confidence. If so, that could be making a positive impression that's more subtle than one could figure out in a moment's time, but they search for something to explain the good impression.

Shrek?? Now that's juts cruel.

Neither is "bastard," nor the phrase "burn in hell."

Yes. If you have good ones, thank the fates, and stay put.

The classics will endure!

That is both twisted and hilarious.

I dunno...

YAAAAYYYY MRS. GIDEON!!!!!!!! :D

But what will Carly Simon sing about now...? :'(

OMG, a fellow 80s survivor.

This begs the question as to why there is no collective term for both parts of the male external genitalia...

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