...but not on this play

Like I told my brother they wanted to cast Burfict as the villian, and Burfict did not disappoint.

He just spent the final seconds of the game turning into your grandma complaining about the colored folks.

They tried their hardest to make him the villian, and he tried his hardest not to disappoint.

I’m not sure whether it was Jim Nantz or sponge face that initially called the sack a “pile driver”, but I’m going to assume it was Jim Nantz because I can’t believe sponge face can say any word more complicated than Mickey Ds

This hit wasn’t questioned by Jim Nantz and sponge face, but they are still trying to turn that Burfict sack on Big Ben a dirty hit

Keep your private relationship on a need to know basic in your professional life, and breakups can make professional interactions extremely weird.

I can’t wait for the Republicans at the State of the Union to down right start a mass heckle of Obama, when he mentions gun control and executive action. I’m betting that whoever does the Tea Party response will fucking cry about the 2nd amendment.

The persecutor took on a winning case, and against all odds they worked really hard to lose it.

Shout outs to the lunch ladies and men at my inner city school that used to give away, and give beyond the mandated filling of food to the students at 7th and 8th peroid instead of throwing it away infront of hungry kids.

Gilbert also said that the WNBA need more guns

That’s a little extreme, what we had wasn’t that serious, and I’m mature enough to handle my feelings. There has to be something better in the middle here

In your opinion what’s the best way to keep things from being uncomfortable with a coworker that you used to talk to because my current strategy is to avoid anything personal and keep it professional around that person.

I have a coworker that works in a different location from me, but over the summer she worked at my location. We kinda started talking and flirting, and we exchanged numbers at the end of the summer because she was returning to her location. I originally had a party and bullshit view of our interaction, then strong…

The Saudi government is the proper kinda of radical, violent, and oppressive institution unlike ISIS

I know for sure Obama is handing this very poorly; I don’t really have any real solution, but I’ll destroy ISIS. He can’t even call ISIS by its proper name

cookies

Not that bad, I was thinking of getting a plan and new phone from tmobile

You might be expecting, better take a prenancy test. Can you give me the range of cost?

I can’t use it because I can’t unlock my phone because my screen is messed up