I hope she's married to a hot Brazilian helicopter pilot now and the ex developed a skin condition that makes him smell like diapers and moldy cheese. That seems fair.

You pay taxes where you earn your money, for the most part (there are some exceptions to this, and corporate taxation is a whole other issue).

As an aside...it’s really sad how common this narrative is. A close friend saw her husband run off with his high-school crush, leaving her with pretty much full-time care of their nine month old son (despite lots of lip service from the guy about how he’s still suuuuuch a good dad, eye roll). Another mutual friend had…

I really hate the attitude of “I didn’t get into this career for the money!”

Sadly, that’s not always the case. The ritzy child care center I worked for had multiple employees with Master’s in Education. The starting pay was $9 per hour.

she says she has little left over after paying them just $9 an hour.

I dunno. She seems more like a woo girl than a cool party girl. Like she would get you backstage by flashing her tatas but spend the entire time talking about it to the people backstage and about how cahhhhhh-razy she is with a high pitched laugh. Those are once or twice a year friends at most

You know at first glance the baby Hitler question seems hella stupid but it’s possible to give a somewhat thoughtful response to it. Like you could say “well my first instinct is yes, but circumstances in 1930s Germany were already primed for a demagogue, so I’m not sure if Hitler was gone somebody else wouldn’t take…

Okay, you’re a mom, so I’m going to tell you- my immediate reaction was, “I will go back in time...and raise baby Hitler!” I know that’s some eye-rolling attachment parent talk, but damn it, someone shouldn’t have let baby Hitler cry it out.

1) Call an ambulance and the cops

14-15. Can’t drive yet. Whines constantly about lack of freedom. Reminds you all the time how differently he’d do things if he was running the show. Cracky voice. Trying to grow that moustache and it just looks saaaaad. Smelly. Fucking. Socks.

First of all, I can’t trust someone with so little respect for the Temporal Prime Directive to be president.

Lorena Bobbitt helped get the marital exemption removed from NC rape laws. True Story: The morning this story hit the newspapers across the country (and it was front page, above the fold of EVERY newspaper in the country), the NC legislature was due to vote on removing the marital exemption from our rape laws. (Back…

Do you know, a rather short 19-year-old girl will also fit in a dryer, if it’s one of those big honking commercial ones. And some of them, a friend can reach in and grab one of the internal fin things to spin you — uh, the girl — around with.

My mother agreed to let me have all the girls from my class to come to our house for the night. I think I was 10 or 11. That were about ten girls and only one adult. I was showing the girls who just arrived the basement when dryer girl was dared to go in to see if she would fit. She got in and closed the door. One…

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

I do that when it’s an awkward social interaction and people overstep their boundaries. That way I can assess if it was an accident or on purpose.

Avocado ice cream sounds delicious.

Before the Holocaust, America was the world’s leader in forced sterilization — in fact, Hitler gave the head doctor of the movement an award for inspiring his work with the Jews. We sterilized homeless people, prostitutes, the mentally ill, the Deaf, anyone considered undesirable and not worthy of reproducing.

This shit happened in America as recently as 2010 so don’t worry you’re funding terrible shit every single place you go welcome to the world.