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Also, wasn’t this the first season plot of Dollhouse?

This kind of stunt very often goes along with prosperity gospel theology, which is pretty destructive stuff. Maybe that’s not their theology but if it is we really don’t want to celebrate them.

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

Mi’Levine.

UK social worker here. Your comment stigmatises the mentally ill and is factually incorrect. Most cases of so-called witchcraft abuse occur in communities where learning disabilities are poorly understood, and in cultures where common childhood difficulties are heavily moralised, leading to a vicious cycle of abuse

Oh, these are people abusing their children because they think they’re witches/possessed, not witches abusing their children and/or sacrificing them at the full moon. Confusing title. Glad I read. Ugh people are clutching their rosaries and bibles extra tightly lately...

In the case of Congo, this isn’t exactly “traditional.” It’s more one of odd versions of Christian practice that arise in places where Pentecostals emphasize fervor over Bible education. Sort of like snake handling in the U.S.

Ugh, I forgot about that part. If those people didn’t need us to fulfill their sexual urges and carry their children (aka have a vessel to spread their seed for them, VOMIT), they would have tried to eradicate us by now, I’m sure of it.

Thanks jackass. But hey, I suppose the fact that I tried college (and it wasn’t for me) doesn’t matter, right? Or the fact that where I live, my options pretty much boil down to Walmart (or other Box Retail), factory work, fast food, or outdoor manual labor, I guess picking the one that works best for my health

BLERGH that is such ridiculous bullshit I just want to smash things. So women are literally inferior to men from the moment of birth according to these asshats... I hate people so much some times.

Not necessarily, and this is a pretty classist/elitist way of viewing people who work at one of America’s largest employers.

In all seriousness, though, I’m a lady and wholeheartedly recommend Gun Oil.

5’ 6” here. Everything has been pleasantly situated. I feel like an ass for not realizing.

900% certain at least one employee noticed, laughed, and kept walking.

One year, I came up with a costume for my son that was a snowsuit - ski patrol. He was the only kid who didn’t have borderline hypothermia at the end of trick or treating.

It should’ve been you, Ben Affleck.

I'm forcing my husband to dress in a family theme to take our mini Pie trick or treating. He agreed on one condition: that he got to choose the theme. Scully and Mulder with a tiny alien. Sigh. He's already ordered the FBI badges.

Matt Damon...PLEASE STOP...YOU’RE RUINING MATT DAMON.

Word on the street is I’m not his favorite person.

I love her response to all that bullshit Matt threw at her. And then his non-apology tour where he said “I came off like an asshole” while never mentioning what he did, who he did it to, why it was racist, and offering an apology to Effie by name. He did none of that as he cruised around the country comfortable in his