I'll honk if it's anyone between the ages of 10 and 50/60 who isn't pregnant.

Touché roguelemming, touché.

Russell Wilson. Boom.

Aughhhhh! Blind gossip - today:

Did you see the tweets? Those "Beyhivers" are women. Seriously, grown women. Smh

THIS is why I never thought the Adam and Eve story was nothing but a fairy tale, even as a little kid at Sunday school. Because we all have the same number of ribs! I remember in first grade a boy in my class was saying something about how boys are better because God made them first and used part of a man to create…

Ha! Not a lawyer, but when I was a felony PO I had to be in court and make recommendations that the offenders on my caseload be dismissed, sent to prison, juvie, work camp, etc. The judge who presided over my cases was an old school judge who loved showing off in court and making the lawyers and PO's look like idiots.…

HAHAHAHA! - her eyes seem to say, "Ohhhhh Fuuuuuuck!!!"

Ohhhhh honey. Do not speak of that which you don't have a freaking clue. I'm *that* woman. I was married, with two little kids, one who's a toddler and one who was about to start kindergarten, and my ever loving husband decided to move out of our home into his mother's basement because she could keep a clean house and…

I'm 34 years old and I love Taylor Swift. There, I said it! I don't always like her music, but I love how wonderful she is with her fans, still, and how hard working she is. She seriously works her ass off. I also admire how she doesn't seem to care if people think a single woman with cats who also loves baking and…

I contend that letter was written by a man. Read it - what woman uses the term "beta?!" We are more likely to use descriptors like dominant, submissive, subservient, or even alpha-male. Plus, it doesn't read like a woman wrote it. I'm pretty good a spotting when a man tries to write as a woman, which is why I RARELY…

And I'm not giving it back, nor offering. I put up with 9 years of emotional abuse and passive aggressive manipulation of which I had never seen before. I earned that damn ring.

When I get enough money, I'm going to have my wedding set melted down and reset in a necklace for my daughter. I know it's stupid, but I feel like giving her or my son the set to use if they ever decide to marry would be starting their relationships off with a bad omen, seeing as how their father and I split up. It's…

I'm just thrilled this isn't Kansas. Although since it's being reported on, some idiot may get wind of it and decide it sounds like a good idea. After all, Kansas is the state that said schools shouldn't teach evolution. I wish I could move.

My local pharmacy is like that too. If I'm running late, I can just call them to see if they'll still be there. Someone's always been there if I needed to get a prescription. After 12:30 on Saturday's they're closed for the rest of the weekend, but if you call one of the pharmacists, or even message them on…

Hahaha! Me too! Do you live in KS? I never even thought about it until now, because that's just how things are here. You either have to go to the gas station and risk half the town knowing you picked up a 2 pack of crappy, cheap-ass condoms, or drive the 30 miles to the nearest city where there's Walgreens, Target…

I'm lucky because my daughter (who turns 6 tomorrow!) has the reasoning skills of an 11-12 year old, so I've been able to tell her that some people are funny about the proper names for their body parts and they get embarrassed, so she should probably only speak in a normal tone of voice at home. If we're in public,…

Holy shit. Didn't your doctor do an episiotomy when he/she saw you starting to tear?! My doctor only does episiotomies in those instances as he doesn't want his patients to suffer from that kind of tear. He said they're F'ing brutal. I'm so sorry!!!

Happened on my second delivery too! Plus my son had vacated the birth canal after my water had been broken without my permission. I was finally given the ok to push, and was only given permission because the nurse begged for it. They said it would help relieve the pain, because the doctor on call was in a scheduled…

Yeah, so generally, I have an easy time with babies. I'm comparing myself to my friends, and I'm a pretty lucky lady. I've never had a miscarriage, got pregnant a week after quitting birth control and on the first try with my second. I was even able to choose the sex of my second based on my ovulation. Both…