There's some kind of disconnect between this supposedly being an "undercover" officer and driving around in a full-on police car.

Then learn to budget better. By being on-contract, you're losing money, paying more than the money you "save" on the subsidy through overpriced service plans.

Why in the world would you ASK for subsidized pricing? That shit is poison to the industry.

Gawker Media refers to companies as "they" rather than "it." Get your own house in order before telling the rest of us how to write.

Ignoring this odd emotional argument in support of voicemail, voicemail is still A-OK, because you're in the wrong about your reasons for disliking it.

Oh, I can crop things myself, thanks. Just a friendly reminder that 16:9 and 16:10 are but two of a myriad of aspect ratios out there.

Only widescreen options? Eww. How narrow-minded.