So are we going to do away with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor?

Plenty of bad dogs out there. Don’t know where you got that idea.

Don’t stick your hand out to unfamiliar dogs, especially those that are obviously not-well trained.

And in the midst of all that... recorded it in landscape.

I think a human driver would swerve. Possibly into traffic, but that would still be safer than a direct collision like this.

Average? Probably. Many experienced drivers know to look ahead of the car in front of them:

God damn, Trump doesn’t need to be inserted into everything.

Serena Williams, the 23-time Grand Slam champion, and possibly the greatest athlete of all time

bing maps? you must be the only person in the world who uses that

At an elevation of 5,100', and 8,500' long runway ain’t that long.

Why call this guy a man? Real men don’t pee sitting down.

why are those capital Is and Os

Probably different requirements in NZ. In the US it was for cars manufactured after September 1, 1998. So even in the US, it’s possible to have a 1998 car without an airbag.

OK, so a Ford F-150 from 2003 had a 25-gallon tank and a combined city/highway mileage estimate of 16 mpg

Nah, go find the “Horton, here’s a poo” comment. That guy’s up to something like 3350 stars.

That’s it! Comment of the fuckin’ year, chief!

IT is much better to leave the world guessing if you are intelligent or not, than coming right out and letting us all know that you aren’t.

Yes, its called Animal Control or the SPCA and is in every city and is standard procedure to call them.

You know their hides are (were) used for banjo’s. I’d shoot one to hear some good Flatt and Scruggs.

I am also tired of white America picking and choosing the parts of Mexico they like while hating the people.