And to add to that, there’s no way a commercial airliner is going to travel 1,000mph. Even straight down. Wings will come off before that.

He doesn’t have A plane, he has TWO planes. (or did)

I was stopped at an airport once and had to get the alternator replaced on the plane. The guy who owned the shop had a picture of Cosby on the wall standing in the doorway of a jet. He told me that Cosby was there for a show and the plane needed something repaired. (this was back in the early 2000's)

Just go crawl back under your bridge.

Wow... Someone asks a question about procedure and you take that as an affront to a woman pilot?

another nuclear war

I’ve been trying to tell people for years that pre-check sucks. They say it’s only x dollars. But at the end you have to give TSA your bank info and they take out $100 every flight.

No, it’s not.

Can I just say: SO FUCKING WHAT?

No, I think you have it backwards. Putting your hands on the face of an armed police officer while you are doing something you shouldn’t be, is really much stupider.

Can’t say I’m surprise based on who was voted into the presidency.

They may actually be more intelligent and empathetic because they have grown up in a globally connected world.

But, how do these things work when the callers use a different number every time?

Because this is the Gwakerverse.

Wait... So you believed he killed two innocent people and you were okay with it. But now you’re not okay with it?

You looking for good, accurate writing... here???

Even today in 2018, people still think Al Gore said he invented the internet and laughs.

One thing Al Gore doesn’t deserve is derision,

Careful... There’s no room for facts and logic in the Gawkerverse.

You must be younger than me. In my day, I learned to read lips because when an F-4 goes overhead, ain’t nobody gonna hear anybody talking.