Mia Farrow as Jacqueline deBelfort was possibly the worst casting in the history of movies.

So basically, JJ Abrams is recycling Felicity but focused on the best friend character. I thought this was going to be a TV adaptation of the Jane Horrocks movie from the 90's, but this doesn’t sound nearly as fun.

My favorite behind-the-scenes story from early on was the episode with the “angels”. NBC’s Standards & Protocols objected to the amount of butt-crack visible on the dead bodies - Fuller’s solution? Pour more blood on them. 

No code for the 25lb?

No code for the 25lb?

“significant new twists” godDAMNit Branaugh. I hate that studios are throwing feature film-level budgets at his shitty-ass interpretations of Christie.

Jacob Wetterling’s murder would be another case to highlight the cost of bureaucracy in investigations, and the advent of sex offender registration. But, like BTK, that one wasn’t technically “solved” until recently.

The Banksy of Nest/Ring performance art.

Another sign of the times: 10 oz was considered “large”. Nowadays that’s “who the fuck drank 2 oz of my can of Coke?”

The best technique I’ve found for when you need a deep clean (BareMinerals liquid foundation gets DEEP into the brush), is to use an old, clean hair clip, the claw-like plastic ones, and run my brush over the closed claws after soaking the bristles in the cleaner. Just enough texture to get the deep-down clean. Also,…

The best technique I’ve found for when you need a deep clean (BareMinerals liquid foundation gets DEEP into the…

I’d be more interested if this was actually a story of some nobody who becomes obsessed with the real Joker, seeing his embrace of chaos as a solution to all of life’s mundane problems, to the point where he tries and fails miserably to emulate him, rather than an origin story of the actual Joker.

Freshman year in the dorm, I was randomly assigned a roommate. She had a lot of normal teen emo-girl quirks, like believing in Faeries. And yes, it HAD to be spelled that way. Letting her boyfriend sleep (just sleep) in our room was annoying, and her tendency to slam the room door at 4am every morning was…

The ending especially felt like another missed opportunity for Susie-development. Her surly, I-can-handle-anything attitude has the rug pulled out from under it by an asshole club manager and Midge’s husband has come save the day? How was that not a point of reflection, of questioning her own capability as a woman…

Crushed pretzels are good too.

I got new dishes from IKEA and, while their price tags are usually good about coming off easily, I got a special batch of jerks. I tried everything, but olive oil is what ended up working in the end. I rubbed a bit into the tag, let it sit for about 5 minutes, then could slide it off with my nail, no sticky residue…

I got new dishes from IKEA and, while their price tags are usually good about coming off easily, I got a special…

The host is Sarah Koenig, not Amy.

IMDB says November 14, 2017, but I have no idea what they’re basing that on.

Yeah, if anyone’s using Feedly, I had to Unfollow my old AVC RSS and search for it again before it would start pulling in new content. Seems to be working fine now.

Testing, even though I really have nothing to say. Let the shitposting (re)commence!

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