Suck it, Jackson! Guess you should've worked harder to be good Broadway musical fodder.

I have way more super gory murder dreams than is probably healthy for a non-murderer.

My 4-year-old nephew refers to Alfred as "Batman's janitor". We tried correcting him the first few times, but have given up.

"Now is the winter of our discontent" ::FARTS::

Binged the whole second season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, although the last half was while I was babysitting a friend's adorable infant, so I'll need to rewatch to catch all the jokes. Other than that, I worked in my yard for a while before the deluge of rain hit Texas.

Dennis Perkins most certainly tetigistied the rem with that one.

The casting people really hit it out of the park with all the kids (and most of the adults too, of course - but I imagine casting kids for a long term series is a lot trickier). The only casting that ever bothered me was young Lily. If you're going to make a huge deal throughout the series about Harry having her eyes,…

I do that occasionally when I have a day off. It's hard to find the happy medium between "theater full of assholes talking and texting" and "creepy empty theater except for me and one other person and I'm pretty sure they're gonna kill me Pelican Brief-style". I guess I'll just keep going to Alamo, where they'll kick…

Chicken chow mein-y

Much like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's "Sexy French Depression": https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm bored. With everything. Probably because I still don't feel great, but man, everything just seems like such a draaag today. I'm not watching any shows I'm super pumped about, none of my creative projects are lighting my brain on fire - they're all just run of the mill, work is… work. Even this comment is boring…

The Biggest Loser recaps (with plenty of snark) were my favorite. When those went away, I didn't see the point of actually watching the show anymore.

Welp, I'm not getting anything else done today. Down the YouTube rabbit hole…

These comments are certainly going for the jugular.

I'd vote for Lawrence v. Texas.

I've gone into Avenue a few times, but get discouraged by the hideousness pretty quickly.

I've never really liked or been successful shopping online for clothes - even Lane Bryant - I want to try things on before I buy them. I've looked at Asos, but haven't been tempted enough to take the plunge yet.

Ugh most of my clothes come from Lane Bryant, and I sincerely wish there were more options. They're crazy expensive for what you get, but for wardrobe, professional staples in larger sizes, it's the best I've found. All of their attempts at empowerment through marketing make me cringe.

Maurice's is the best one I've found. And even though it separates the plus-size from non-plus clothing, it is refreshing to see a store manage the apparently impossible (based on the rest of the market) task of selling both size ranges in the same building.

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