I'm back at work after a 5 week leave of absence, and I really wish I wasn't. I realized during that time that I need to make a career change, but that doesn't happen over night, so I guess I have to stay for now. On the plus side, being at a computer all day means commenting again!

Hi everybody! I've been on leave from work for the last 5 weeks, but I'm back now, which means back on AV Club! Pop culturally, I've streamed a ton of stuff in the last month - The Americans, The Good Wife, Batman: TAS, Key & Peele, Arrow and lots of other random shows and movies. I'm not super pumped to be back at…

Plus 50 cents in legal fees! Don't forget the legal fees!

Understandable. I was one of those girls that played the whole CD (on my discman!) incessantly, but too young and naive to realize the pain I was inflicting on others.

Not to mention that creepy peeping tom hot July moon that saw everything. ::shudders::

Never change, RadioCat.

It can be two things?

As covered by GWAR

Bruno Mars - Runaway Baby

Upvoted for the middle school flashbacks.

Someone forgot to tell the one on the right that it was Big Hair Day. Michelle Williams:Destiny's Child::The one on the right:Shangri-Las.

They are nicer! To rapists…

"He's been sporked in the bork!"

Cosby didn't rape someone? Now that's a Newswire.

Hurk.

Outstanding outrage/username synergy.

An acquaintance started a GoFundMe for "relaxation" - money for trips, massages, etc - and she reposts it to Facebook constantly. Some fool has actually given her $30 so far.

Bill Nye for sidekick/bandleader, please.

It certainly makes me want to gag.

Iceland?