Oooh can I do some serial killers?
Elizabeth Bathory aka "The Blood Countess"
Gary Ridgway aka "Green River Killer"
Ed Gein - not that many deaths, but c'mon… skin furniture

Put your Weiner away.

R. Kelly's another interesting case, where it seems like the public consciousness had relegated his alleged crimes to jokes about peeing on people. Once the Village Voice summary piece went viral earlier this year, everyone seemed horrified at what he'd really done and was accused of. Meanwhile, Lady Gaga put out a…

Ah Garrison Keillor, a natural born movie star if ever there was one. I appreciated that there was at least some self-awareness, with the throughline that no one understands why they enjoy the show.

His was definitely less prominent, given that there was no litigation around it, but I feel like the attention brought to it around his lifetime achievement made it pretty well-known. Before that, I think it was really only referenced (in print) in one Vanity Fair article when he and Farrow were divorcing. I guess…

"…, Internet!"

While I disagree that the Woody Allen and Roman Polanski issues get glossed over (by industry people, yes; by non-industry people, I think it's pretty well known and frequently mentioned on articles about them), the Cosby allegations have been knocking around for a while and people are still surprised any time it's…

Fair enough. So… they're all terrible people and we can ignore them all?

Shut up your mouth.

Does he? I thought they were caught out on faking a bunch of stuff for the show. I know they fudged timelines, but there seemed to be some question whether his cheating on her was real at all. The last I'd heard, no one was able to find his "mistress" despite a bunch of bounties for contact info (though why anyone…

Cersei and Jaime interlocking action figures?

New work philosophy: What I want doesn't matter. Depressing, but effective in making me focus on doing my actual job so I don't (fingers crossed) get fired. New after-work philosophy: Stepping up my drinking. Success!

So…much…wine last night. At least it was vinho verde, which is pretty light alcohol-wise, so I can somewhat function today. Wait, why was that a good idea?

I do think it's different, but really, I was just going for the vibrator reference, since every story I've seen refers to the action figures as being located in the "adult toy" section and that phrase has fun connotations.

Having an "adult toy" section is probably not a good idea for the brand, on several levels.

My favorite comment on the petition is the one who tempers her diatribe by first commending the "Grammy award winning" show before launching into her "Won't someone think of the children?" routine. Stellar.

We'll always have pun threads. Because puns are saxy.

As a closer, I think I would've preferred Rick and Louis jumping in the air, with a mid-jump freeze-frame.

So. much. blood… on the dance floor.

It really isn't. It doesn't take away the compulsions, just limits the ways in which they can be acted on. A pedophile who acts on their compulsions can still do a lot of damage, castrated or otherwise.