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@DaRealCaboose: Welp is what cool kids say, because it's also what their grandparents said.

What a fucking bro.

Terrible music, hilarious clips.

The playstation controller has no real handles, and feels like it's made for girls. Far to small. The 360 controller is almost adequate, but my favorite controller would be an original xbox "fat" controller with two shoulder buttons, minus the black and whites.

@CFMxAn0nym0us: They're alleging that there are scenes with between 40 and 60 AI on screen at a time. I've seen some gameplay footage from the first couple levels and there are quite a few more enemies than what you saw in Halo 3.

@Saboth: But the other propaganda machines are OK?

He says "Got it" in the openning cutscene and "I aim to please" somewhere toward the end of the second level. Yes, he talks - if only for a few "yeah, I'm a badass" moments.

Explosions come Thursday. This is the teaser for the loud and epic trailer.

This game certainly needs it. There doesn't seem to be anything overtly broken with the mechanics, and I'm hearing a lot of good things. Problem is, it's definately a different breed of shooter.

@pixelpushing: It's only available to people with patience and a specific type of modded Xbox. There's no easy-to-get version released yet.

@SparklyJesus: There's something like 1.1 million pre-orders.

Why don't these private airports just make better rules? Problem solved. You don't need the government making rules for this stuff, these airports ought to have better sense than to let kids fly their toys next to toys with people in them.

@Raso719: Oh that's rich. Ace Combat having better gameplay than HAWX (ground runs are SO AWESOME) and some asshole taking any chance he can to talk shit about Americans.

Tell her that's how the simulators are meant to be played. That's why they're, well, simulators.

I want a Tuesda sandwich :(

Just when I thought PS3 fandboys couldn't get any more retarded. There are a half-dozen comments about "Always with a 360..."

@KrautMcfriend: Aww, is the dumb liberal butthurt by reason?

@Chickloaf: That's exactly what I read.

@Shteve: This is pre-meditated hardcore murder. This guy was obviously hell-bent on killing them and his gun-ownership had nothing to do with it.

I don't even need to point out the absurdity of likening the Internet to something capable of wiping out a sizeable portion of any population.