@KrautMcfriend: You're an idiot. Assault weapons are often less powerful per round fired than a handgun. They also are almost never sold in fully automatic versions within the states and you essentially have to waive certain constitutional freedoms (fourth amenment, I believe) to obtain one legally.

@MEATSABRE: What's wrong with them?

When will Halo Reach leak?

@Tills13: Four weeks or 28 days.

@Noyse: Halo has always goofy dialogue. Actually, it's gotten worse as the series has gone on. Each game had some dimwit go "OMG, HALO WILL KILL US ALL." And each time it get dumber as all the characters surrounding the idiot already knew this.

Don't care one bit. This movie looks like it would have the same impact on DVD as it would in the theater. Plus, I don't have to pay $18 for my girlfriend and I to see it on Netflix

@phatnacky: I knew it couldn't be Cortana, because she chooses Master Chief. I didn't know another AI had been already been written from Dr. Halsey's brain, I just assumed a different AI.

Inusrrectionists are all commie exclusionists in the Halo mythos. Nevermind that the UNSC is already a giant hegemony of government expenditure.

Nice. Something to turn heads and get you laid amidst the myriad of Lamborghinis and Ferraris at the country club.

@ReconToaster misses garnett :(:

Wow, this is exactly what happens when you blow your creativity way too early.

Looks like a flag team simultor.

"What message would you write?"

@Ben Howe: But you can't be a good person. Your opinion is different.

My tax dollars should not go to help poor kids screw off on 4chan and poor people download porn.

The fact that Carmack hasn't heard anything from Microsoft or Sony makes me think we won't see a new console until 2013, especially considering current dev times.

Aren't those pre-charged variety of Duracell rechargebles also Eneloops?

"I paid money for this piece of paper which has some questionable quality of work behind it, I'm entitled to a job."

What's that movie where Michael Cera plays the awkward teenager?

@:[NOTLIWS: A lot of them would, but that's because they're whores, plain and simple.